We know it’s not right, we know it’s not funny
But we’ll stop beating this dead horse when it stops spitting out money

13 hours ago with 477 notes — via arinjaeger
#bo burnham #why am i attracted to this weirdo


sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

1 day ago with 108,902 notes — via zackisontumblr, © valiantparadox
#i'm laughing like a loon #what did i just watch #video


the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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1 day ago with 21,933 notes — via zackisontumblr, © the-real-jeff


1 day ago with 83,769 notes — via ruinedchildhood, © missyperegrym
#iconic #snl


1 day ago with 135,387 notes — via zackisontumblr, © minoverboard
#my life #zac efron


vincisomething:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

I want this book

1 day ago with 296,186 notes — via codythemaverick, © thewritersramblings
#books


thecutestofthecute:

BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!

1 day ago with 55,129 notes — via m4r1p0s4, © thecutestofthecute
#animals #it's too much


rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

1 day ago with 106,431 notes — via socialjusticeprincesses, © rodham-clinton


kaiko-art:

gatarooooo:

We are Groot.

God why

1 day ago with 7,498 notes — via tarunadragon, © gatarooooo
#guardians of the galaxy #this is incredible


cocoabutterbabe:

we need to eliminate the idea that men losing their virginity at very young ages to much older women is normal. those women are predators and the innocence of little boys needs to be protected.

1 day ago with 5,295 notes — via frauvelv, © cocoabutterbabe


pinkvelourtracksuit:

i really don’t understand why ya’ll think cheating and having side hoes or ‘fucking someone’s man’ is cute or something to be proud of. at the end of the day, u playing with people’s feelings and that shit is not cool at all. like dead ass. think about how yo ass would feel if someone was running game on u. stop it. 

1 day ago with 4,677 notes — via vladimirnootin, © pinkvelourtracksuit


anidragon:

ok since everyone seems to like these type these words into the tag box and see what comes up 1st, here’s another one!!

— then

— are

— kiss

— ass

— just

— lol

— me

— that

— tbh

— did

— something

I like these way too much.

1 day ago with 24,526 notes — via ging-ler, © crystallizedreed
#'and then there's this loser' #are you magic #(huh. i guess i don't use kiss that often) #*boss ass bitch plays in the background* #just click and pray #lol #'me paying this bill is what's suf' #That'll Be The Day #tbh yhat sounds like something i would do #Didn't See That Coming #something i've been trying to teach myself


humanslothking:

humanslothking:

quitbeingsuchasourwolf:

rubberducklumps:

Ok so earthbenders can metal bend, waterbenders can blood bend, and firebenders can lighting bend. What special thing can an airbender do?

Sharknado

I think they can bend sound (or something like that). Earthbenders on the other hand can bend motherfucking lava!

Pic related:
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4 days ago with 152,859 notes — via humanslothking, © rubberducklumps
#coolness #atla


gtpomella:

sizvideos:

Video

Fucking this.

4 days ago with 58,579 notes — via gtpomella, © sizvideos
#feminism


yeigar:

How people imagine asexuals/aromantics are

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How they really are

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image

4 days ago with 10,595 notes — via socialjusticeprincesses, © yeigar
#lokiodinson #ace ace baby