Disney Characters and Little Characters
(not my photos)
Oh my god that last one.
Baby’s First Smoulder.
Baby’s First Smoulder.
kill the idea that openly caring characters are boring
set on fire the line of thought that dictates that altruism is a bad thing and that selfishness/sassiness is an inherently more appealing and ‘~intricate~’ quality than an affectionate nature
smash and bury the concept of the false equivalency between angst and complexity
kindness and empathy are not synonyms for “blandness” and “lack of personality”
3 year old death grip!
I was expecting her to burst into tears when she fell
number one rule of children: they will react similar to how you react and if you laugh, they probably will too
Literally I Cant Ew
i will watch this until my eyes bleed
Lookin at ur tagged/me
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’
HOLY SHIT. NO. NO. HOLY SHIT CHRIS EVANS. HOOOOOOLY SHIT
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
i found my new favorite twitter
the only boys i need in my life:
- michael (kors)
- christian (dior/louboutin)
- jimmy (choo)
- louis (vuitton)
- tommy (hilfiger)
- yves (saint-laurent)
- giorgio (armani)
- louis-francois (cartier)
the only boys yall can afford
sucking dick is effortless when you’re high. like breathing almost.
don’t sell my girl no weed bruh
wild from start to finish
*knocks on your door*
Hello. I’ve heard you’ve been invalidating a male character’s past straight relationships in order to make your slash ship sale.
Could I interest you on the subject of bisexuality.
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Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!